The confrontation must happen. Write the post.

I do not know who "Jackie O" is, but I doubt I would use her glasses as a disguise.

--Freudia Neuwahl, RosenkreuzStilette the Second under Count Michael Sepperin, de facto General of the RosenkreuzStilette, and Persona non Grata in the City of Manhattan

[wibbling little Nataku]

So ... mean. Stop being mean to Daddy through me. I'm ... I'm ... I'm telling!

Dear mun, or whatever I'm supposed to call you,

Uh, yeah, so... you gonna... do anything with that blank application template on Notepad, or should I just head on back to the dark part of your headspace that I and every other whim-based muse came from?

I kinda prefer the first option, fyi.

So, uh, yeah, might wanna get on that. You know, soon. Read: THREE DAYS LEFT, OKAY. We can do this. You and me, Team Horrible, Bringing Our Horribleness To Roleplay Communities Everywhere. Or, you know, not everywhere. Just one. ... Yeah, it's a work in progress.

Stay evil,
Dr. Horrible

So I'm really glad you didn't make me forget who Gabriel was, because I think I'd probably have gone completely insane if you had.

Now can we work on the part where I'm supposed to turn him over to the Company so they can torture him? Because I'm really not liking that. Even if it's an accident.

And...when do I get to see Elle again?

Mun,

Don't even think about it! I know what you're considering, and you better not even go there!

Haven't you already done enough to me? You have to go and plan to do more?! Give me a break! I need one!


~Bella

That took forever. Did you finally miss me?

Well, good for you.

Now what?


-Stark


P.S.- Also--the gasbag? Lame. Why is he taking up so much of your time? Quit it.

...And he's not nearly as smart as I am. So stop thinking that.

Stop laughing at me. It's not funny.

I swear, I'm really not this nervous around women. (Or men.) You're exaggerating a perfectly normal nervousness for laughs, that's not - why are you pulling up every thread I've ever had with anyone I'm remotely attracted to and I thought I told you to stop laughing!

That other me was dropped. You can stop panicking over how "badly" I'm characterized, now.

Really. Please stop.

Stop!

Now go find seventeen other threads to pick up. I know I've probably got that many lying around untouched, thanks to you and your sudden attack of "I don't do anyone justice" last month....


Wishing I had a "*headdesk*" icon,
J. Belpois

Babe,

As I'm sure you know, I'm a pretty patient guy. I've waited quite some time for people to reach a decision in the past. But this? THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!

I don't think you understand the situation here, ESPECIALLY with all those other losers applications I saw you working on. Are you saying they're better then me? ME?! Are you forgetting just who I am? My magic beats his with ease, my charm leaves his in dust, I could back more beer then both of them together, and that so called mayor? I'll show you a real mayor.

This is the last time I'll be asking nicely, babes. You don't want to piss me off.

Think about it.

Well.
Thank you. (Although I can't say I appreciate that icon. Or that one.)

Now finish the job. You know what to do.

-117

Hey lady-

Okay, so if you're expecting me to be grateful you can forget it.

Although, I have to admit having Dent agree to me sharing the head as opposed to more cops or even Gordon's wife is pretty fucking hilarious. Just remember, "I'm the side puppet!"

Or whatever.

-Bank Manager Anthony Rueller.

This hardly seems just, punishing the entire ship for what only a few did. Sasuke-kun, I have your body. Naruto-kun, I know where yours is.

So...what, exactly, did the universe do to deserve this many Bats?

Not that any of 'em are going to catch me.

Uwaah~! I'm actually TALL for once!! It's kinda weird being in Hakkai's body, but at least I didn't get turned into a girl. Nee~! I wanna go see Hakkai now! It'll be pretty weird seeing me without using a mirror!! And I need to borrow some clothes, too! I'm just lucky I had really baggy pajamas. I'll let Hakkai borrow some of my clothes too! Wonder if I'll still get really hungry? Or will that happen to Hakkai 'cuz he has my stomach??

Gojyo has white hair now, but I wonder what happened to Sanzo?

Well, I thought I gelt kinda funny this morning, but I didn't think it was because we had another body switch again.

I don't think it was fair for everyone to hafta be punished again... Is this gonna happen every time lots of people get in trouble??

On the bright side, at least this time I know who's body I have. Hey, Squalo! How about we get together sometime? I haven't seen ya in a while!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?? JUST WHY THE HELL DID I HAFTA BE TURNED INTO HIRUMA!?!?!??

IT'S NOT FAIR THAT EVERYONE GETS PUNISHED LIKE THIS!!!!

And Hiruma... You do better not do ANYTHING to my body.

although I already saw my roommate... at least I'm still a guy.

Mun!

How dare you actually have me admit my feelings for Pearl!? To her!

That was so awkward! I didn't... I wasn't even aware I had, you know... those kind of feelings for anyone but myself!

What if she rejects me!? I've never been rejected before- I don't think I could handle it very well! I'm barely handling these feelings very well as it were!

I swear to Primus I'll destroy something.

I'm going to go find Elijah and kick his ass in paintball. That should make me feel better.

Okay, you have internet. Now get to work damnit.

I don't care about the chip or whatever the hell it is, I'll just rip it off.

Release me.

Release me release me release me release me release me release me release me release me release me release me

RELEASE ME!

they will burn